BETTER THAN S#!
Top Reasons Why Karaoke is Better Than Sex!!!
1. You can be a poor performer and not feel guilt or shame.
2. You can usually find someone to do it with.
3. You can do it all night (at least until the bar closes).
4. You can do it with a room full of people watching.
5. You don't have to put your drink down to do it.
6. With karaoke there's no "faking it." Either you're good or you're not.
7. Singing won't make you pregnant.
8. You can do it any night of the month.
9. You don't need anyone to do it with.
10. It's no big deal to do it with someone you just met.
11. You're not a weirdo when you do it with a family member.
12. You don't have to "practice," it's always safe.